Majestic Bat-Egg

a chicken egg with a bat face drawn on it

I’m fuzzy now on the details of how this happened. I *think* I was making a cake and had my egg and butter set out to reach room temperature, and then my friend Evan came along and drew wings on either side of the egg in order to intimidate me with his spy skills. I then retaliated by drawing a bat face on the egg, which he and my husband then took pictures of each other taking pictures of.

evan trueface purikura by sandpaperdaisy
(my friend Evan)

But I’m not entirely sure. As I was going through my photos I found the bat egg in all its glory. And since I am deep in the middle of a bunch of freelance projects I can’t actually share right now…you get to experience this glory too.

Coming up, retrospectives on several (AWESOME) local shows by Arts Council of Doom artists and photos from a show you can still catch, Let’s Agree to Disagree joint show of awesome artists Amanda and Kristofer Sibrel!! In addition I’ve got a lot more older pieces, decoupage and comic concept art to share. As for my current projects, I hope to be able to share art soon!

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Portrait of the Artist as a Young Jerk

a younger me reading at Barnes and Noble. I haven't changed much.

That’s me! I think I was either in high school or early college, I have no idea. The “photo rejected for poor quality” sticker adds to the overall spirit of the portrait in my opinion…

I’m not any more mature than I was then.

Not your mother’s purikura 1: Dainty Manly Men

…your mother probably doesn’t do purikura anyway, but it sounded good. So what’s purikura? Wikipedia says it better than I do:

In Japan, purikura (プリクラ) refers to a photo sticker booth or the product of such a photo booth. The name is a shortened form of the registered trademark Purinto Kurabu (プリント倶楽部). The term derives from the English print club. Jointly developed by Atlus and Sega, the first purikura machines were sold in July 1995.

—Wikepedia page “Photo booth

Basically, you’re supposed to make pretty pictures of yourself and your giggling squad of girlfriends with “skin beauty” filters applied, little roses, sparkles and bubble stamps applied, and so on. …I believe there is more potential to the medium.

Dainty! I will be exploring it to the fullest in the months and years to come.

Incidentally I currently use the Deco Puri android app for my purikura travesties.

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pollen is like itchy red balloons in my head.

itchy red balloons by sandpaperdaisy

Wretched Excuses

No collages for the past couple of days due to Life Happening.

Apologetically I offer you Betty White (Golden Girls, Lake Placid, etc) in bondage gear.   This is an original work, done for a friend, and since it does not belong anywhere else it shall have its home here in Mute Elation.

"Thank you for nothing, Officer Fuckmeat." --Betty White, Lake Placid
Obey Betty or suffer the consequences.