There are two things you need to know about Godzilla: Final Wars (2004). The first one is MUSTACHE MUSTACHE MUSTACHE MUSTACHE
Don Frye is Mustache in Mustache: The Quickening.
This man’s mustache might contain the DNA of Jesus. At the very least, it could probably beat up a room full of linebackers and then make sweet love to your mother, single mustachedly. But other than Don Frye being awesome, the other thing you need to know is: Godzilla’s son is named Minilla.
Minilla.
If I have attained my goal, you now no longer need to waste 2 hours of your life watching this thing like I did. There are far more constructive things you could do with your time, like growing a mustache.
MUSTACHE CHALLENGE: In fact, send me all of your mustache photos so that I may post them.