This was a fun commission for a friend of mine! I thought it was goofy enough to be on this site. I’m currently doing commissions of any price (no amount is too small?!?!?!?!!) for my uncle’s cancer treatment, so if that sounds good to you, email me!
This masterpiece will live over at One-Offs.
YOU COULD BE THIS MAN
After watching Godzilla: Final Wars I find myself craving more mustaches. I have to have more. You don’t understand. IN! MY! VEINS! Please contact me with mustache images and feed my addiction. I will post them to the Godzilla: Final Wars article and your glory will live forever.
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I was traumatized by two different roaches recently. As a result of this, I have been reduced to a mere shell of my former self, quivering at the thought of roaches around every corner. Obviously the only way to cure this roach-phobia is through DESENSITIZATION. Accordingly, I wrote a pointless article about cockroaches. If any of the roaches in the article strikes your fancy, feel free to adopt one. Only one roach per person, please…you know you’ll have 300 of them soon enough anyway.
He welcomes your soul into his embrace.
(image lifted from the wikimedia commons with permission)
I think I’m going to participate in the Colonel Sanders contest…for lulz.
Yes, I could be the next person to paint the Col. Sanders portrait!! I would have the people’s ovation for ever!! Of course, if I did get it, I would have to paint the actual picture using paint formulated using the secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.
I am not insane, quit giving me that look. Go to kfc.com/portrait
Then watch this space as I ponder my unholy vision for KFC.
I am ticked off, oh my brothers.
I had my /killjar site’s and this lovely site’s skeletons fully constructed. It merely remained to dress the bones with flesh. But this was not to be. For in a moment of hubris, I opened the delicate bodies of my websites to a hideous menace and allowed it to wreak havoc on their bones, shattering the structure I had slaved over.
Now older and wiser, I will not do such a thing again. I will address you again when I am not elbow-deep in my site’s guts reconstructing its fragile and beautiful form, oh my brothers and only friends.
Yes, it has happened. All currently existing finished TFA strips are archived here. We can all breathe a huge sigh of relief!
Most are fully transcripted too, but the last few are still awaiting transcripts because to be frank, writing them is about as exciting as watching paint peel off my cat.
Lastly, add a fourth comic title to the list of TFA teasers: “McDrama.”
That is all.
…okay, so. A car caught on fire (wish I was kidding) and some other things, and I was only able to upload up to December 2006 of Things Fall Apart. …my shame is as deep as the ocean!
But hey, that’s still all of 2004, 2005 and 2006 of TFA archived for your viewing pleasure. Barring anymore exploding cars I hope to give you the rest of it tomorrow night, that is 2007 and the three published episodes of 2008. “…but wait!” you gasp. “Is that all?!” In fact, it is NOT all, dear reader. To date, there are three unpublished and never-before seen Things Fall Apart strips. And I plan to bring them to you soon! For now, I will tease you with mere titles.
What it Feels Like
This is my Weapon this is my Gun
See and Say(tan)
When will they be published? We don’t knoooooooooooow! Stay tuned.
It’s finally here.
A magical place where inexplicable comics can thunder majestically across the tube plains alongside bad movie reviews, amateur ghost-hunting, and pop-tarts. Yes…this is that place. The home of Things Fall Apart, Iron Chef (of Terror), glonous and nonglonous movies, Son of Bride of Ghost of Ben, and Rivercity Investigations into the Paranormal (members welcome). Vincent Price is alive and well here, and he has Grandma’s Machete.
Come with me. Be my victim.
